do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
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The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
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I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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