Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
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We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
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Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Just puked most of my soul out..
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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