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i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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