No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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