My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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