Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
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he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
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I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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