Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
All I want is dick and wine.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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