Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
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Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
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I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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