I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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