Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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