Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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