It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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