hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
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Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
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I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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