i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
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