Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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