what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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