He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
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