i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
i came on her dog
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
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