So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize
