i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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