How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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