I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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