Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
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After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
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Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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