Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
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What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
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You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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