no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
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They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
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yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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