I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
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DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
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We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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