i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
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I need you to use more vowels.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.