Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
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He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
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Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend