I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She liked it
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
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A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
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I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.