There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Intervention is following me on twitter.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
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He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
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I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?