Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
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trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
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Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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