These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
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lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
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But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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