thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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