Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
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He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
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next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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