'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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