I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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