Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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