I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
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