***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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