First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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