Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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