just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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