S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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