Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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