he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
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your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
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The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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