I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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