Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
