Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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