I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
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No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
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I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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