Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Bring me that man meat
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
Randomize
