whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
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You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
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I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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