No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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