is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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