just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
27 Freshmen Who Really Didn’t Know What They Were Getting In To
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?