My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I licked your asshole in confidence.