Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
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He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
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dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.