How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
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Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
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We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
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