Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.