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• (574): View more from Indiana

  So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.

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  Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics

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• (914): View more from New York

  Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.

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• (949): View more from California

  I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.

  (702): View more from Nevada

  It's like the whiskey god was watching over you

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra

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• (626): View more from California

  i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over

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• (646): View more from New York

  The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.

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