I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
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thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
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Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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