we're blogging at a bar
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
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well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
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Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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