after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
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If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
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He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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