Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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