David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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