She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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